Don't bother

by Shakira

She's got the kind of look
That defies gravity
She's the greatest cook
And she's fat free

She's been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
She's got the perfect friends
Oh, isn't she cool

She practices Thai Chi
She'd never lose that nerve
She's more than you deserve
She's just far better than me

Hey, hey

So don't bother
I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry

And don't bother
I'll be fine, but she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother
Be unkind

I'm sure she doesn't know
How to touch you like I would
I'd beat her at that one good
And don't you think so?

She's almost six feet tall
She must thing I'm a flea
I'm really a cat you see
And it's not my last life at all

Hey, hey

So don't bother
I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry

And don't bother
I'll be fine, but she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother
Be unkind

For you I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails
So they don't hurt you
I lose those pounds
Learn about football
If it made you stay
But you won't
But you won't

So don't bother
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
I promise you won't ever see me cry
And after all, I'm glad that I'm not your type
I promise you won't ever see me cry

So don't bother
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
I promise you won't ever see me cry
And after all, I'm glad that I'm not your type
(Not your type, not your type, not your type)
I promise you won't ever see me cry